(via rnikedirnt)Source: someoftheyoung
today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHINGUm, we were. It was a great cumback
OH. MY. GOD. I SNORTED
(via bbc-nutter-1996)Source: alexgaskarthdoingthings
Let’s talk about this. [x]
All I can see is a mustached version of
John is right back to
I’m trying to comfort myself by saying that he at least has Mary and is helping himself to move on.
But he looks exactly like he did in that first scene and it’s obvious that no matter what good things happen in his life, he’s always going to have some of those nights where he lies awake and feels just like he did before.
(via bbc-nutter-1996)Source: mrs-mob-johnlocked
When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.
- Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
- If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
- Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.